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• Why Jerry Seinfeld May Sound Like Alvin and the Chipmunks

  By Not The Worst News on February 19, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNBC reports that certain cable networks that air reruns of Seinfeld have allegedly sped up the episodes by 7%, to make room for more commercials. So if you thought Jerry sounded like Alvin and the Chipmunks, it’s not your imagination… Read More ›

• Flavored McNuggets.

  By Not The Worst News on February 18, 2015 • ( 0 )

  The Huffington Post reports that McDonald’s is testing “Shakin’ Flavor McNuggets” and fries in Northern Nevada. Basically, you put the McNuggets in a bag of flavoured powder and shake it… and probably drive every flavor-shaking Nevadan teenager to the nearest… Read More ›

• 53 Year-Old Woman and 60 Year-Old Man Make Short List To Colonize Mars in 2024

  By Not The Worst News on February 17, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CBC reports that out of 200,000 applicants for a one-way trip to Mars, 100 would-be astronauts remain on a short-list, including 6 Canadians. The trip is scheduled in 2024, and the purpose of the trip is to create a human… Read More ›

• Will Apple Car Map Out David Hasselhoff’s Career Better Than KITT?

  By Not The Worst News on February 16, 2015 • ( 0 )

  The Wall Street Journal reported Friday that Apple is secretly manufacturing a minivan-like electric car. 3 Features We’d Like To See On An Apple-Designed Electric Car 1. Feature that allows headlights to project movies on giant hologram simulated-screen in the… Read More ›

• Hasbro Creates Nerf Gun For Adults That Shoots Foam Balls At 70 mph

  By Not The Worst News on February 15, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Engadget reports that Hasbro has created a new Nerf gun for adults that shoots foam balls at 70 mph. 3 More Bad Ideas For Hasbro Products We Don’t Want To See Made For Adults 1. Twister for senior citizens that… Read More ›

• Teenager Runs Up $54,000 Bar Tabs Using Father’s Amex Card

  By Not The Worst News on February 14, 2015 • ( 0 )

  According to the LA Times, a sixteen-year-old in Japan spent $54,000 in a night out at adult-only bars using his father’s American Express Card. A judge ruled that the father ought to pay about $8,000, while the bars and American… Read More ›

• American Express Looks Like It Will Have A Sad Valentine’s Day

  By Not The Worst News on February 13, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Yahoo Finance reports that American Express, which will be dumped by American Costco stores, will also be dropped by JetBlue. 3 Valentines We’ve Written For American Express 1. Be my Valentine… for a $450 annual fee. 2. You are the… Read More ›

• Now Where Will We Buy 20 Packs Of American Express Cards In Bulk?

  By Not The Worst News on February 12, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Reuters reports that Costco announced it will stop accepting American Express cards in America by next April. 3 New Slogans We Propose For American Express Based On This News 1. “American Express: Don’t Leave Home Without It, Unless You Live… Read More ›

• Lying Embedded Just Like Brian Williams Did

  By Not The Worst News on February 11, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Yahoo News Digest reports that NBC News Anchor Brian Williams has been suspended for sixth months after after admitting a story he told while embedded with American troops was untrue. 3 More Things We Wonder If Brian Williams Will Lie… Read More ›

• Stop Worrying About If The TV Offends You… Worry About What You Say In Front Of The TV…

  By Not The Worst News on February 10, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Yahoo reports that new Samsung TVs come with a warning that the TV may be spying on you. Here is part of the privacy statement: “Please be aware that if your spoken words include personal or other sensitive information, that… Read More ›

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