Engadget reports that Hasbro has created a new Nerf gun for adults that shoots foam balls at 70 mph.

3 More Bad Ideas For Hasbro Products We Don’t Want To See Made For Adults

1. Twister for senior citizens that has spaces optimized to throw out one’s back. (As part of tie in with back-relief medication.)

2. Clue board game where “lead pipe” has been replaced by latest inane Nerf product.

3. Transformer collection that transforms all safe kids toys into things for adults that could harm kids that play with them.

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