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World News
3 Ways We Propose To Solve Ongoing Greek Financial Crisis
Yahoo Finance reports that Greece may be near a solution to its financial crisis that has been going on forever. 3 Solutions We Propose To Greek Financial Crisis 1. Have financial news organizations stop reporting daily on “financial crisis” on… Read More ›
Mashed Potatoes Close U.K. Highway
QMI agency reports that a U.K highway was closed Saturday after a truck “shed its load” of instant mashed potatoes. 3 Worse Uses Of Instant Mashed Potatoes 1. To block and close a bridge leading out of New Jersey, with… Read More ›
3 Things We Hope Will Be Next Now That Austrian Billboard Ads Target Dogs
The Local (Austria’s News In English) reports that dogs are being targeted by dog treat billboards in Austria. The ads are at dog-eye level and “exude the whiff of doggy treats.” Since dogs are apparently the decision-makers of Austrian household consumption,… Read More ›
Paris Cab Ride Full Of Surprises
The Local reports that a woman got several unexpected surprises during a taxi ride from Charles De Gaulle Airport in Paris. Surprise #1: The driver didn’t have a license to drive cabs! Surprise #2: The driver didn’t have a license… Read More ›
Post Office Delivers Passport Instead Of Stuffed Animal
The Toronto Star reports that a woman in England received a surprise in the mail due to an error by Canada Post. Instead of a home-made teddy bear from her daughter in Manitoba, she received a passport belonging to a… Read More ›
Breaking News: People Still Apparently Buy Printed Magazines!
Time Magazine reports that US Weekly has been alleged to have photoshopped a cover photo of nine-month old Prince George. According to Time, US Weekly responded with the following quote: “The original image used for the Prince George cover was… Read More ›
A Bad Place To Hide Gold Easter Eggs May Be Near Man Who Swallowed Gold Bars
BBC News reports that a surgeon in India discovered and successfully removed 12 gold bars weighing a total of 14 ounces from a man’s stomach. Three Lessons Learned From This Story 1. This man is not in charge of hiding… Read More ›
Breaking News*: Swedish Bus Driver Reportedly Assesses Kid’s Teeth To Determine Fare
The Local reports that a bus driver in Sundsvall, Sweden infuriated a parent, while trying to enforce an-only-kids-under-age-seven ride for free policy. Specifically, the driver allegedly argued that the child was too tall and had too many teeth to be… Read More ›
Perhaps Inspired By Rob Ford, Almost Everyone In France Runs For Office
The Local reports that this past weekend over 900,000 people ran for office in local elections in France, including a porn star, a fake priest and a dead person. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. How many mimes… Read More ›