Yahoo Finance reports that American Express, which will be dumped by American Costco stores, will also be dropped by JetBlue.

3 Valentines We’ve Written For American Express

1. Be my Valentine… for a $450 annual fee.

2. You are the sugar and I am the spice, and nobody will be able to buy large quantities of either of us at Costco using an Amex card soon.

3. When it comes to Valentines, you are at the Front of the Line. Which may mean you get to buy worse concert seats than the public days in advance.

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