8:00 p.m. EST “Trucker Carlson: That’s Right I’ve Gone From Bow-Tie To Trucker Hat!” 

9:00 p.m. EST “Talking Points About Why I Don’t Need To Disclose My Lawyer’s Name To You. Even If I Do Stories About My Lawyer. Because He’s Not My Lawyer. I was just getting legal advice about real estate. Shhhh!”

10:00 p.m. EST  “Let’s Mock Children I Saw On My Recent Vacation! [Featuring Limited Commercial Interruption]“

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