Those familiar with this site know we were briefly fans of the Celebrity Apprentice, the show where short-of-work celebrities could help their favorite charities. Those were simpler times when people just demanded more Bret Michaels reality TV make-out action after… Read More ›
Coming Up On Fox News…
8:00 p.m. EST “Trucker Carlson: That’s Right I’ve Gone From Bow-Tie To Trucker Hat!” 9:00 p.m. EST “Talking Points About Why I Don’t Need To Disclose My Lawyer’s Name To You. Even If I Do Stories About My Lawyer. Because… Read More ›
Macaulay Culkin’s Pizza-Song-Parody Band Booed Off Stage Twice In A Week
BBC reports that former child star Macaulay Culkin’s comedy rock group was booed off stage twice in a week. The group is called the “Pizza Underground” and apparently parodies songs by the Velvet Underground using pizza-themed lyrics. We assume somewhere… Read More ›
Judge To Make Ruling Whether You Can See Bieber Parts
TMZ reports that a judge will review images taken from a jail of Justin Bieber’s penis and backside. This follows a request from Bieber’s lawyer that no more jail images of Bieber be released, including Bieber reportedly urinating in the… Read More ›
R.I.P. Justin Bieber Wax Figure
Time reports that the Justin Bieber wax figure at Madame Tussauds museum in Times Square has been put into early retirement due to being “groped to death.” 3 Other Materials We Suggest To Use To Make Justin Bieber Life-Size Gropable… Read More ›
New Plane In Works Could Give You Thrilling Ride To Boring Destinations
Yahoo reports that a new supersonic plane being developed by Boeing and other companies could travel 2,500 miles per hour, almost twice as fast as the Concorde. This could get you from London, England to Sydney, Australia in about four hours,… Read More ›
Naming Your Baby “North West” Will Not Instantly Earn You A Free Upgrade To Business Class.
TMZ reports that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have decided to name their recently born daughter “North.” There will be no middle name, so if the reports are true, the baby’s name will be “North West.” 3 Questions That Arise… Read More ›
The Weather Channel Named Last Weekend’s Storm “Nemo.” What Would Other Networks Do?
Last week, we wondered when someone began naming winter storms and blamed the Mainstream Weather Media. Since writing that entry, CNBC reported that the Weather Channel is responsible for naming winter storms, and the National Weather Service does not name winter… Read More ›
World’s Biggest Liar Competition Appears To Be Lying!
Today’s news tip comes from blogger List Of X (no relation to former WWE wrestler Mr. X) via email. The Associated Press reports that in England, a “remote” pub held a “World’s Biggest Liar” Competition. Well judges, you’ve been foiled,… Read More ›
Sirius-XM Implies Larry The Cable Guy Is Scary?
When we want to listen to a station of spooky sounds, we think of cackling witches, howling wolves, and whatever music Avril Lavigne and Nickelback may release together. But over at Sirius-XM, if you want to listen to their seasonal… Read More ›