CBC reports that on March 1, all Canadian TV providers will be required to sell $25 “skinny bundles” of television stations that exclude hundreds of channels that consumers may not watch. Customers can buy the basic bundle and then add… Read More ›
Month: February 2016
3 Slogans We Propose For Disney’s New Pricing
CNN reports that Disney will be adjusting its pricing at its American Theme Parks based on the time of year, with three price ranges: Value, Regular, and Peak periods. Since we’re all about helping media conglomerates, here are 3 slogans… Read More ›
3 More Excuses For Trump Not Releasing His Tax Returns
Traditional Trump method of releasing information, in 140 character Tweets would drive Trump accounts insane too close to tax season. Boring! How can media devote every day to Trump when they’re reading long tax returns? We’re not saying returns were… Read More ›
3 More Excuses For Trump To Not Provide His Tax Returns
Earlier this week, Donald Trump said that he might release his tax returns – pointing out to do so would be “complicated.” During last night’s GOP debate, he said he can’t release his returns because a few years are being… Read More ›
Pants Full Of Turtles.
CTV News reports that an Ontario, Canada man was fined for smuggling almost 40 turtles in his pants across the Canada-U.S. border into Canada. Those of you who follow this site closely, will know this is not our first story… Read More ›
Trump Says Releasing His Tax Returns Complicated Like A Facebook Relationship
In an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, Donald Trump says that he has not decided whether he will release his tax returns, but will make a decision over the next few months because his returns are complicated. 3 Questions That… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of Nevada GOP Caucuses
Prior to voting, GOP Nevada representative tells CNN they have been preparing for years for this to avoid a repeat of errors. After voting CNN reports all kinds of errors. Viva Las Vegas, the place where no Trump casino has… Read More ›
3 More Trump Fast Food Menu Items
During a CNN Town Hall last week, Donald Trump praised Wendy’s and McDonald’s (where his favorite item is the fictional “Fish Delight.” Here are three more Trump-inspired fast food items we’d expect Donald to like. Meximelt. This real Taco Bell item… Read More ›
And the State With the Least Amount of Sleep is…
According to a recent study, people in Hawaii get the least sleep, while people in South Dakota, Colorado, and Minnesota get the most. We have four explanations: Hard to stay awake when most exciting thing to do in your state… Read More ›
Trump Calls For Boycott Of Largest U.S. Company, Says Use Korean Company
Donald Trump has told supporters to stop using Apple products, and boycott the company unless they create a backdoor that allows the FBI to hack into a terrorist’s iPhone. Instead he is saying he will use devices from Korean company… Read More ›
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