The Telegraph reports that a tattoo artist in New Hampshire is offering free Donald Trump tattoos to anyone who wants one. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story How can we invest in New Hampshire companies that remove tattoos? Why… Read More ›
Month: January 2016
Cauliflower now a delicacy?
CBC reports that due to exchange rates and other factors, cauliflower prices are surging in Canada. Since we are all about helping the vegetable industrial complex, here are 3 slogans we propose for cauliflower. 1. Kids everywhere agree: thank goodness… Read More ›
Fox News Debate: Draws Half Of Record Viewers Without Trump
CNN reports that last night’s Fox News GOP debate had about half the number viewers of an earlier Fox News debate that featured Donald Trump. Since we’re all about helping media, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For Fox News… Read More ›
How Are You Gonna Get Mexico To Pay For That Wall Again?
CNN has read a statement from Fox News stating that Donald Trump, during a telephone conversation today demanded that Fox News pay $5 million to his charities to appear in tonight’s Fox News GOP debate. Fox declined that offer. 3… Read More ›
3 Useless Ways People End Emails and Other Messages
1. “Cheers.” If you end an email with the word “Cheers,” we can only conclude two things: (i) You are drinking at the time of sending your office email at 10:30 a.m.; and (ii) You think the recipients are also… Read More ›
We’re Not Done Delivering New Oreo Flavor Ideas!
As Oreo is changing things up with some new flavor we already forgot the name of, here are 3 more flavors we propose: Jerry Falwell, Junior-eos. These cookies are covered with icing featuring new Trump endorsements, but, not too… Read More ›
Yes! Even 3 More Oreo Flavors We’d Like To See
We’ve been spending the week giving you what the Oreo folks hope you demand: ideas for new flavors. Here are 3 more: Michael Bloomberg-eos. This cookie features golden Trump and Bloomberg outer cookies for those of you with billionaire tastes…. Read More ›
Another 3 New Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Introduced
Oreos are shaking things up with a new flavor – we have some suggestions of our own. Hillary Clinton-eos. Two delicious cookies with anything in between deleted – as allowed by law! Bernie Sanders-eos. There the same great Oreos you… Read More ›
3 More Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Released
Yesterday, we wrote about the folks at Oreos shaking things up by introducing a new flavor. Here are 3 more flavours we predict may be on shelves soon… Ben Carson-eos – These contain the maximum amount of sugar allowed under… Read More ›
3 New Oreo Flavors We Predict
CNN reports a new flavor of Oreos is hitting stores: cinnamon bun. Since we’re all about helping giant “food” companies, here are the 3 flavors we predict may hit shelves… Sarah Palin-eos – filled with the great taste of shredded… Read More ›
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