Now Where Will We Buy 20 Packs Of American Express Cards In Bulk?

Reuters reports that Costco announced it will stop accepting American Express cards in America by next April.

3 New Slogans We Propose For American Express Based On This News

1. “American Express: Don’t Leave Home Without It, Unless You Live In The Home Electronics Section of Costco. Then Just Please Leave The Store Because You’re Not Supposed To Live There.”

2. “Membership Has Its Privileges. P.S. We Were Talking About Costco Membership, Not Our Cards.”

3. “American Express: We’re Not Worried About Your Phone Replacing Credit Cards. Honest. We Never Worry About Things. For Example, We Never Worried About Losing Costco’s American Business.”

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