As President Trump gets set for his latest rally this Saturday, we expect chants of “CNN sucks.” Apparently some think there is a popular divide as to which corporate-owned cable news channel is cooler to sit and watch with the… Read More ›
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3 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Nominees We’d Like To See Tonight
Anyone from the “Kars4Kids” ads. At their young ages, they will be able to spend more time on the bench than perhaps any other current Justice. These kids will be able to persuade their fellow Justices to rule with them,… Read More ›
Poll: Almost Half Of Canadians Dissatisfied With Cable Packages
According to an Angus Reid poll, 49% of Canadians think cable TV is “not very good/terrible value for what you pay.” 3 Observations For This Story This presumably makes HGTV very sad. Do you think people want to make bundled… Read More ›
Chachi Wants Trump To Make America Great Again
On Fox News’ Judge Jeanie show last night, Scott Baio revealed he endorses Donald Trump. 3 Observations About This Story So the guy who was famous in the 1980s for playing a character from the 1950s wants to make America… Read More ›
CNN Reports New House Of Cards Season Reviews In
House of Cards’ latest season began streaming on Netflix at midnight today… which lead to CNN running the following headline: “House of Cards’ season 4: The reviews are in” Since we are about helping news networks, here are: 3 Alternate… Read More ›
3 New Slogans For “Skinny” Bundles
A CBC reader called Canada’s new government-mandated $25 TV skinny bundle packages a “rip-off.” These plans give subscribers a basic bundle of major networks, and allows them to buy other bundles of channels to add to their basic bundle. Complaints… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of Super Tuesday
America has turned into one giant Risk game board! Who put the menacing Chris Christie piece on Florida behind Donald Trump? That piece is supposed to be in Kamchatka! Just like the real game, Risk, everyone says they are winning…… Read More ›
Skinny Bundles Coming To Canada
CBC reports that on March 1, all Canadian TV providers will be required to sell $25 “skinny bundles” of television stations that exclude hundreds of channels that consumers may not watch. Customers can buy the basic bundle and then add… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of CBS GOP Debate
America should be more like it was in Ronald Reagan’s 1980s – with a debate similar to WWF wrestling and the Morton Downey Jr. show! It’s time for America’s do-nothing Congress to ensure America has a do-nothing Supreme Court by… Read More ›
How Are You Gonna Get Mexico To Pay For That Wall Again?
CNN has read a statement from Fox News stating that Donald Trump, during a telephone conversation today demanded that Fox News pay $5 million to his charities to appear in tonight’s Fox News GOP debate. Fox declined that offer. 3… Read More ›
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