The Telegraph reports that a French inventor has invented pills containing all natural ingredients that create a smell of roses or chocolate when someone passes gas. 3 Related Things We’d Like To See Invented 1. Pill that makes gas sound… Read More ›
Month: November 2014
News Editors Everywhere Happy Woman Gives Chance To Make “When Pigs Fly” Jokes
Yahoo News Digest reports that a woman from Connecticut was asked to disembark a U.S. Airways flight because a pig, which she brought on the plane was “disruptive.” The pig had boarded the plane on a leash in a duffle… Read More ›
Man Jumps Out Bus Window To Avoid Being Late For Work
Yahoo reports that a man in China was in danger of being late for work, while riding a pubic bus. He asked the driver to open the doors when the vehicle had stopped, but the driver refused to break the… Read More ›
Finally, More Reasons To Be Thankful
The Philadelphia 76ers lost to the Brooklyn Nets last night, resulting in them losing all fifteen games they’ve played this season. 3 Reasons To Be Thankful Today 1. Not a member of the Philadelphia 76ers or citizen of Philadelphia. 2…. Read More ›
Blackberry Paying People To Sell Their iPhones
CNBC reports that Blackberry is offering people up to $550 to sell the company their iPhones. The catch: you have to buy a Blackberry that retails for $500. 3 Things We Imagine Nobody Is Saying About This Deal Before Black… Read More ›
Twitter CFO Has A Plan… We Hope It Includes Learning How To Use Twitter
CNBC reports that Twitter’s new CFO may have accidentally tweeted an internal company message. The message appeared to be about a company Twitter wants to takeover, and will be meeting with on December 15th or 16th. The message ended with… Read More ›
Man Sets Turkey-Eating World Record
Yahoo News Digest reports that a competitive eater named Joey Chestnut ate an entire 9.35 turkey in 10 minutes in a competition held at a Connecticut casino Saturday. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Yeah, but how long… Read More ›
Russian Web Site Streaming Live Webcams Of People With Default Passwords
CNN reports that a Russian web site is currently streaming video from private homes and even public security cameras. The hacker(s) are doing this with devices where users did not change their default password, which is public information. 3 Things… Read More ›
Russian Kid Is A Human Magnet… Here Are 3 Potential Drawbacks.
The NY Post reports that following an accidental electric shock, a 12-year old boy is now a human magnet: he can attract spoons, coins and other metallic objects. While the story may feature the benefits of having super-hero-like powers, we… Read More ›
Pigs Wisely Packing On Weight To Avoid Becoming Ham
Bloomberg reports that American pigs are “too fat for holiday ham.” 3 More Things Pigs Are Unqualified For 1. Maid at local Holiday Inn 2. Librarian (They are noisy and certainly can’t say “Shhhhh.”) 3. Person who says “Quiet Please”… Read More ›
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