We were watching MSNBC and CNN tonight and saw a new Trump campaign commercial that made us think we were watching an ad for a new Purge movie. Specifically, it features a female voice sounding much like the Purge trailer… Read More ›
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Four more Avatar movies? We’ve got some titles.
CNN reports that James Caneron announced there will be four more Avatar sequels… Apparently because three won’t quite tell the story. We’ve got some suggestions for titles for the sequels: 1. Another Box Office Record = Unobtanium 2. Dumb stuff… Read More ›
3 Similes We Have For Wisconsin
Ted Cruz is like Milwaukee’s beer, Miller. He’s the Champagne of beers, or in other words, the best of the worst leading Republican candidates. Donald Trump is like Milwaukee’s motor cycle manufacturer, Harley-Davidson… a noisy HOG of television time. Bernie Sanders… Read More ›
Microsoft Accidentally Creates Racist Chatbot
The Globe and Mail reports that Microsoft created a “chatbot” named Tay that learns language from Twitter users. The project didn’t work so well… From the article: “Another user asked, ‘Do you support genocide?’ Tay responded to @Baron_von_derp: ‘i do indeed.’”… Read More ›
3 Reasons To Name The Boat “Boaty McBoatface”
The British National Research Council asked the public online for names for its new research boat that will travel to Antarctica. The current leader: “Boaty McBoatface.” The National Research Council has said that they will choose the final name, regardless… Read More ›
3 Useless Ways People End Emails and Other Messages
1. “Cheers.” If you end an email with the word “Cheers,” we can only conclude two things: (i) You are drinking at the time of sending your office email at 10:30 a.m.; and (ii) You think the recipients are also… Read More ›
Since Fox Seems Out Of Ideas, We Have 3 For It
The LA Times reports that in addition to returning the X-Files, Fox plans on reviving 24 and Prison Break. As some of you might recall in Prison Break, the characters broke out of prison and got thrown back in a… Read More ›
Walking Dead Fan Bites Show Star At Convention
CNN reports that a female Walking Dead fan has bit show star Norman Reedus at a “Walker Stalker” convention. Reportedly he won’t be pressing charges, but asks fans to not bite him. Ms. Bitey has been banned from future conventions…. Read More ›
We Have 3 Dumber Shopping Names Than “Super Saturday” and “Cyber Monday”
Yahoo Finance reports that according to Foursquare data, “Super Saturday,” the first day after Black Friday is actually the U.S. biggest shopping day of the year. So to make it clear, Super Saturday is better than Black Friday and Cyber… Read More ›
Oxford Dictionaries Names Emoji “Word Of The Year”
Complex reports that the Oxford Dictionaries has named the Emoji with tears coming out of its eyes and a smile the “Word of the Year.” Three Better Headlines For This Story “Obsolete Dictionary Maker Does Something Lame That Hopefully Goes… Read More ›
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