Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter closed last night. Just ten days ago, Fox Opinion Host, Tucker Carlson claimed that the left did everything in their power to prevent Musk from buying Twitter… and that they failed! Nice narrative there. But… Read More ›
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More People Are Watching the Masked Singer Than Fox News and CNN Combined!
As President Trump gets set for his latest rally this Saturday, we expect chants of “CNN sucks.” Apparently some think there is a popular divide as to which corporate-owned cable news channel is cooler to sit and watch with the… Read More ›
Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice Winners Sure Feel Like He Chose Them To Help Get Elected President.
Those familiar with this site know we were briefly fans of the Celebrity Apprentice, the show where short-of-work celebrities could help their favorite charities. Those were simpler times when people just demanded more Bret Michaels reality TV make-out action after… Read More ›
Daytona Beach Long Weekend = Get Rich Or Die Tryin’
This CNN news quote sums up everything you need to know about U.S. Memorial Day weekend 2020: “Social distancing was forgotten in Daytona Beach, Florida, on Saturday when a man apparently making a rap video threw money from atop a… Read More ›
We Read A Strip Club Earnings Report To Learn Its Coronavirus Strategy!
We like reading earnings reports of public companies to dig deep for entertaining facts amid boooooring accounting information. Which made us wonder today: “What steps are a major strip club operator taking during coronavirus?” We’ve all seen the emails from… Read More ›
3 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Nominees We’d Like To See Tonight
Anyone from the “Kars4Kids” ads. At their young ages, they will be able to spend more time on the bench than perhaps any other current Justice. These kids will be able to persuade their fellow Justices to rule with them,… Read More ›
Coming Up On Fox News…
8:00 p.m. EST “Trucker Carlson: That’s Right I’ve Gone From Bow-Tie To Trucker Hat!” 9:00 p.m. EST “Talking Points About Why I Don’t Need To Disclose My Lawyer’s Name To You. Even If I Do Stories About My Lawyer. Because… Read More ›
3 Solutions To Fake News Problem
As you’ve probably read, fake news is showing up in social media and everywhere. And after you read that, you ask yourself, “Wait a minute, how do I know that the news I just read about fake news isn’t fake… Read More ›
Thanks, America – Four Years Of The Apprentice On Every Cable News Channel!
Anyone who has read this site from this inception knows that we were once fans of Donald Trump’s reality show, the Celebrity Apprentice. Then we stopped talking about it. Because it jumped the shark. Literally – the last season we started… Read More ›
Trump Appears Too Lazy To Know Michael Moore Does Not Support Him
Donald Trump, five hours ago tweeted that he agreed with Michael Moore about an edited excerpt of his video “Michael Moore In TrumpLand.” You can read the Tweet by clicking here. 3 Tips For Donald Trump Try to learn about… Read More ›
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