Pill That Makes Flatulence Smell Like Roses Likely To Disappoint Her On Valentine’s Day

The Telegraph reports that a French inventor has invented pills containing all natural ingredients that create a smell of roses or chocolate when someone passes gas.

3 Related Things We’d Like To See Invented

1. Pill that makes gas sound like a mockingjay. Think of all the money that could be made advertising the Hunger Games!

2. Pill that makes gas sound like person yawning. This will not sound out of place during viewing of the latest Hunger Games movie.

3. Pill that makes gas sound like laughter. Totally will confuse everyone in the trailer for the next Klumps movie.

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