We like reading earnings reports of public companies to dig deep for entertaining facts amid boooooring accounting information. Which made us wonder today: “What steps are a major strip club operator taking during coronavirus?” We’ve all seen the emails from… Read More ›
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Chinese Media Just Did Better Job Explaining How Capitalism Works Than U.S. Media
CNBC reports that a Chinese State-Controlled newspaper has warned that if America starts putting tariffs on Chinese goods, that it will cancel American Boeing plane orders and replace them with European Airbus planes. So in this example of capitalism, Europe… Read More ›
China Stock Market Crashes
China’s mainland stock market crashed last night, taking world stock markets down with it today. Three Things You Should Have Invested In Instead Of Chinese Stocks 1. Action figures from the latest Star Wars movie. If the investment doesn’t pay… Read More ›
Guinness Beer Plans A Vegan Version… So What Animal Product Is In It, You Ask?
CNN reports that Guinness plans on eliminating an ingredient used to filter yeast from its beer brewed in Ireland. It won’t be removing the ingredient from Guinness brewed in about 50 other countries. The ingredient: fish bladder. Since we are… Read More ›
Yahoo Finance Useless Headline Of The Year
Here is a headline from Yahoo Finance today: “Yahoo Finance Exclusive: What keeps Warren Buffett up at night.” Ooooh what could it be? He’s one of the smartest, most successful people in the world. Whatever it is, we bet it’s… Read More ›
Finally, Urban Outfitters Will Sell Pizza!
Complex reports that hipster-apparel retailer Urban Outfitters has purchased a Philadelphia pizza company for the purpose of selling pizza in some of its stores. As we love helping out pizza-clothing-retailers, here are: 3 Toppings We’d Like To See On Urban… Read More ›
Miller Lite Maker Reject Repeated Takeover Attempts By Bud Light Maker
Reuters reports that SABMiller, maker of beers including Miller Lite, has rejected multiple takeover offers from Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, maker of Corona, Stella Artois and Budweiser. 3 Comments We Expect From This Story “Hey, Bud, you heard SABMiller* – she is not… Read More ›
Oops! Butter Industry Study Finds Butter Is Bad For You.
The Washington Post reports that a study funded by the Danish Dairy Research Institution found that butter raises your cholesterol relative to alternatives like olive oil. Since we are all about helping industry, here are 3 slogans we propose for… Read More ›
We Have 3 Better Names For Tesla’s “Ludicrous Mode”
Zacks reports that Tesla Motors announced today a new version of its model S electric car featuring “Ludicrous mode” which goes zero to 60 in under 3 seconds. Here are 3 names we’d rather see… 1. Ludacris Mode – tells… Read More ›
Applebee’s Apparently Think “Free” Is A Suitable Price For Some Of Its Food
CNBC reports that as part of a new promotion, Applebee’s is giving away free food. Specifically “sampler plates of its new sriracha shrimp and churro s-mores appetizers.” The second appetizer will be given away for dessert. As we always like… Read More ›
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