We were watching MSNBC and CNN tonight and saw a new Trump campaign commercial that made us think we were watching an ad for a new Purge movie. Specifically, it features a female voice sounding much like the Purge trailer… Read More ›
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More People Are Watching the Masked Singer Than Fox News and CNN Combined!
As President Trump gets set for his latest rally this Saturday, we expect chants of “CNN sucks.” Apparently some think there is a popular divide as to which corporate-owned cable news channel is cooler to sit and watch with the… Read More ›
3 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Nominees We’d Like To See Tonight
Anyone from the “Kars4Kids” ads. At their young ages, they will be able to spend more time on the bench than perhaps any other current Justice. These kids will be able to persuade their fellow Justices to rule with them,… Read More ›
Former YellowPages.Com Bidding To Buy Yahoo
The Globe and Mail reports that YP Holdings, owner of the web page formerly known as yellowpages.com is putting in a bid to buy Yahoo. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story The Yellow Pages are still a thing online?… Read More ›
Guy Sues Toronto Because He Says “TORONTO” Sign Was His Idea
The Toronto Sun reports that a man has sued the City of Toronto for $2.5 million for allegedly stealing his “idea” of putting up a sign that says “TORONTO” in block letters at City Hall. 3 Sarcastic Comments About This… Read More ›
Trump Steaks Really Bush Brothers Steaks
CNBC reports that some of the assortment of items Donald Trump showed reporters last night are not actually for sale to the public. From the article: “‘If we sold $50,000 of [Trump] steaks grand total, I’d be surprised,’ [former Sharper… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Sears/Kmart
The Street reports that Sears is seeking a new $750 million loan to help its Sears and Kmart chains stay afloat. Since we’re all about helping formerly dominant companies, here are our 3 new slogans we propose for Sears/Kmart. Sears… Read More ›
3 New Slogans For “Skinny” Bundles
A CBC reader called Canada’s new government-mandated $25 TV skinny bundle packages a “rip-off.” These plans give subscribers a basic bundle of major networks, and allows them to buy other bundles of channels to add to their basic bundle. Complaints… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Disney’s New Pricing
CNN reports that Disney will be adjusting its pricing at its American Theme Parks based on the time of year, with three price ranges: Value, Regular, and Peak periods. Since we’re all about helping media conglomerates, here are 3 slogans… Read More ›
3 New Slogans For Trump Now That He Hears Unemployment Is 42%
Earlier this week Donald Trump told supporters to not believe that America has a 5% unemployment rate. He hears it’s more like 42%! Here are 3 new slogans we propose for Trump: “Making America great again, by a secret plan… Read More ›
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