Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter closed last night. Just ten days ago, Fox Opinion Host, Tucker Carlson claimed that the left did everything in their power to prevent Musk from buying Twitter… and that they failed! Nice narrative there. But… Read More ›
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Sean Hannity Tells Viewers Now Is Not The Time To “Politicize”… But It Is The Time To Advocate For More Gun Sales!
Last night, Sean Hannity reminded viewers repeatedly that yet another school shooting tragedy is not the time to “politicize” the tragedy. He then went on to repeatedly advocate for the only solution: add an armed gun to every school. Hollywood… Read More ›
We Read A Strip Club Earnings Report To Learn Its Coronavirus Strategy!
We like reading earnings reports of public companies to dig deep for entertaining facts amid boooooring accounting information. Which made us wonder today: “What steps are a major strip club operator taking during coronavirus?” We’ve all seen the emails from… Read More ›
Chinese Media Just Did Better Job Explaining How Capitalism Works Than U.S. Media
CNBC reports that a Chinese State-Controlled newspaper has warned that if America starts putting tariffs on Chinese goods, that it will cancel American Boeing plane orders and replace them with European Airbus planes. So in this example of capitalism, Europe… Read More ›
3 Questions That Arise About Trump’s Rigged Media
On the weekend, Donald Trump said he would block AT&T’s take over of Time Warner. He also said he would break-up Comcast and NBC/Universal. Why? Because the media is rigged, according to Trump. First, to readers out there, note that… Read More ›
Oil Prices Up Despite Everyone In World Promising To Produce More Oil
Oil prices rose today, even after OPEC failed to come to an agreement to lower production; Russia promised to increase output; oil workers stopped striking after several days in Kuwait; and inventories increased in the United States. 3 Possible Explanations… Read More ›
McDonald’s Testing All You Can Eat Fries
Time reports that McDonald’s is testing its potential restaurant of the future at a Missouri location. You can use self-serve kiosks to customize your burgers, and order all-you-can-eat-fries. Someone (or since this is the future, maybe some robot) will bring… Read More ›
Former YellowPages.Com Bidding To Buy Yahoo
The Globe and Mail reports that YP Holdings, owner of the web page formerly known as yellowpages.com is putting in a bid to buy Yahoo. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story The Yellow Pages are still a thing online?… Read More ›
Axl Rose To Join AC/DC On Tour
CNN reports that W. Axl Rose will replace lead singer Brian Johnson on AC/DC’s “Rock Or Bust” tour, as Johnson has hearing issues. Here are three alternate names we propose for this tour given this information. “Shook Me All Night… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For The NFL On Twitter
Yahoo reports that Twitter has secured the rights to ten 2016 NFL Thursday Night Football games. Since we’re all about helping social media, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For Twitter Twitter: the perfect place to view the NFL… Read More ›
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