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• Is This A Trump Commercial Or Trailer To The Latest Purge Movie?

  By Not The Worst News on July 10, 2020 • ( 0 )

  We were watching MSNBC and CNN tonight and saw a new Trump campaign commercial that made us think we were watching an ad for a new Purge movie. Specifically, it features a female voice sounding much like the Purge trailer… Read More ›

• More People Are Watching the Masked Singer Than Fox News and CNN Combined!

  By Not The Worst News on June 14, 2020 • ( 0 )

  As President Trump gets set for his latest rally this Saturday, we expect chants of “CNN sucks.” Apparently some think there is a popular divide as to which corporate-owned cable news channel is cooler to sit and watch with the… Read More ›

• Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice Winners Sure Feel Like He Chose Them To Help Get Elected President.

  By Not The Worst News on May 25, 2020 • ( 0 )

  Those familiar with this site know we were briefly fans of the Celebrity Apprentice, the show where short-of-work celebrities could help their favorite charities. Those were simpler times when people just demanded more Bret Michaels reality TV make-out action after… Read More ›

• Daytona Beach Long Weekend = Get Rich Or Die Tryin’

  By Not The Worst News on May 24, 2020 • ( 0 )

  This CNN news quote sums up everything you need to know about U.S. Memorial Day weekend 2020: “Social distancing was forgotten in Daytona Beach, Florida, on Saturday when a man apparently making a rap video threw money from atop a… Read More ›

• We Read A Strip Club Earnings Report To Learn Its Coronavirus Strategy!

  By Not The Worst News on May 22, 2020 • ( 0 )

  We like reading earnings reports of public companies to dig deep for entertaining facts amid boooooring accounting information. Which made us wonder today: “What steps are a major strip club operator taking during coronavirus?” We’ve all seen the emails from… Read More ›

• 3 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Nominees We’d Like To See Tonight

  By Not The Worst News on July 9, 2018 • ( 0 )

   Anyone from the “Kars4Kids” ads. At their young ages, they will be able to spend more time on the bench than perhaps any other current Justice. These kids will be able to persuade their fellow Justices to rule with them,… Read More ›

• Coming Up On Fox News…

  By Not The Worst News on April 16, 2018 • ( 0 )

  8:00 p.m. EST “Trucker Carlson: That’s Right I’ve Gone From Bow-Tie To Trucker Hat!”  9:00 p.m. EST “Talking Points About Why I Don’t Need To Disclose My Lawyer’s Name To You. Even If I Do Stories About My Lawyer. Because… Read More ›

• 3 Solutions To Fake News Problem

  By Not The Worst News on December 9, 2016 • ( 1 )

  As you’ve probably read, fake news is showing up in social media and everywhere. And after you read that, you ask yourself, “Wait a minute, how do I know that the news I just read about fake news isn’t fake… Read More ›

• Chinese Media Just Did Better Job Explaining How Capitalism Works Than U.S. Media

  By Not The Worst News on November 14, 2016 • ( 0 )

  CNBC reports that a Chinese State-Controlled newspaper has warned that if America starts putting tariffs on Chinese goods, that it will cancel American Boeing plane orders and replace them with European Airbus planes. So in this example of capitalism, Europe… Read More ›

• Thanks, America – Four Years Of The Apprentice On Every Cable News Channel!

  By Not The Worst News on November 13, 2016 • ( 1 )

  Anyone who has read this site from this inception knows that we were once fans of Donald Trump’s reality show, the Celebrity Apprentice. Then we stopped talking about it. Because it jumped the shark. Literally – the last season we started… Read More ›