NotTheWorstNews thanks faithful reader Grateful Fairy for nominating this site for the Very Inspiring Blogger and One Lovely Blog awards, so check out her blog! Despite this seemingly good news, the bad news is that if we won either of… Read More ›
Month: May 2012
Which Mercia Does Romney Want To Be President Of?
As you probably have read in the news by now, a Mitt Romney official iPhone App mistakenly spelled “America” as “Amercia”! 3 Worse Outcomes For Mitt Romney As A Result of Hiring Someone Unable To Spell “America” 1. To show… Read More ›
Proposing To Women Is Not Brain Surgery, Which May Be Why This Brain Surgeon Hid An Engagement Ring In The Sand On A Beach
A brain surgeon vacationing in Naples, Florida came up with a one-of-a-kind marriage proposal idea: hide his prospective bride-to-be’s engagement ring in the sand; make her dig in the sand for hours to find it before the proposal; and then… Read More ›
OECD Declares Every Country To Be World’s Happiest… Except Yours!
Last week, headlines everywhere declared that the OECD had conducted a study, and determined Denmark was the happiest country in the world! “Who invited the Obsessive and Extra-Compulsive Disorder Society to Denmark?” we worried, wondering if they would lose their… Read More ›
Woman Says Lingerie Store Fired Her For Being Too Hot
A woman claims she was fired after being told she was “too hot” to work at a Manhattan lingerie store called “Native Intimates”. According to the woman’s lawyer, Gloria Allred, “Days after being hired, she was told by a supervisor… Read More ›
Burned By The Facebook IPO? It could be worse!
Since Facebook went public just over a week ago, there have been allegations that prior to the IPO Morgan Stanley selectively disclosed reduced analyst estimates for the company’s earnings to certain investors. Speaking of disclosure, the IPO also faced glitches… Read More ›
3 Worse Reality TV Shows Clay Aiken Could Finish 2nd On
American Idol season #2 runner up, Clay Aiken, proved two is his lucky number by finishing 2nd to Arsenio Hall on last night’s season finale of Donald Trump’s reality show, the Celebrity Apprentice. As the Clay Aiken American Idol finale was… Read More ›
Donor leaves $14,505 Cash To Goodwill By Accident?
According to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, a man delivering boxes of Christmas ornaments to Goodwill may have inadvertently included $14,505 of cash in a box. The bad news: Goodwill can’t find the man to give him the money back, even after running… Read More ›
350 Pound Man Cut Off At All You Can Eat Fish Fry
A 350 pound, 6’6″ tall man was cut off at an all you can eat fish fry restaurant near Milwaukee after eating twelve pieces of fish. According to the news report, which can be viewed here, the man was a… Read More ›
GM To Stop Advertising On Facebook! Where Will 15 Year-Olds In The Market For Cars Search Now?
According to the Wall Street Journal, according to Barron’s, according to my ability to read the English language, General Motors plans to stop buying ads on Facebook! This is terrible news for every 15 year-old unlicensed driver in the market… Read More ›