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• CNN: Americans From Some States May Need Passports To Fly Within The U.S.

  By Not The Worst News on October 17, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that driver’s licenses from Louisiana, New York, New Hampshire, and Minnesota may not be good enough to take a domestic flight within the U.S. at some point in 2016.  Meaning that unless those states update their drivers licenses,… Read More ›

• Steve Ballmer Discloses 4% Stake In Twitter

  By Not The Worst News on October 16, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Bloomberg reports that former Microsoft CEO has disclosed he has bought a 4% stake in Twitter. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Is Steve Ballmer even capable of delivering 140 character messages?  From his long barking sales pitches back… Read More ›

• After 60 Years Saskatchewan Town Stops Using Slogan “Land of Rape and Honey.”

  By Not The Worst News on October 15, 2015 • ( 1 )

  MacLean’s reports that the town of Tisdale, Saskatchewan has decided to stop using its slogan: “Land of Rape and Honey.” In the town “Rape” refers to Rapeseed.  But after 60 years the town has decided to come up with a… Read More ›

• Even 3 More Slogans We Have For New Mega-Beer Company

  By Not The Worst News on October 14, 2015 • ( 0 )

  We’ve been writing about the merger of the world’s two largest beer companies: Anheuser-Busch-Inbev and SABMiller.  As we are all about helping companies, here are 3 new slogans we propose of the entity. “We also make craft beer. Using marketing… Read More ›

• SABMiller Accepts Anheuser-Busch-Inbev Offer… We’ve Got 3 Slogans For The New Company

  By Not The Worst News on October 13, 2015 • ( 0 )

  SABMiller, the world’s second largest beer-maker announced today that it has agreed in principle to be acquired by Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, the world’s largest brewer. Since we’re all about helping massive corporations, here are 3 slogans we propose for the merged company…. Read More ›

• 3 Ticker Symbols We Would Have Chosen For Ferrari

  By Not The Worst News on October 12, 2015 • ( 1 )

  CNN reports that Ferrari has set a $1 billion IPO valuing the company at $10 billion.  The stock will trade under the ticker symbol “RACE.”  Here are 3 ticker symbols we have chosen if they were available. TINY – for… Read More ›

• Asteroid Misses Earth By 15 Million Miles So You Can Read This Blog

  By Not The Worst News on October 11, 2015 • ( 2 )

  CNN reports on Saturday an asteroid missed the earth by 15 million miles.  For those of you who want to be able to comprehend that number, CNN pointed out that Venus is 25 million miles away, and the moon is… Read More ›

• Dr. Ben Carson Raises Over $30 Million, Bernie Sanders Raises More Than Any Republican At $41.2 Million.

  By Not The Worst News on October 10, 2015 • ( 2 )

  Yahoo Finance reports that Hillary Clinton leads all Presidential candidates in known donations received at over $75 Million.  Bernie Sanders was second, and Dr. Ben Carson had a surprising $30 million. 3 Lessons Learned From This Story Americans will give… Read More ›

• 3 More Products We’d Like To See If Anheuser-Busch and SABMiller Merged

  By Not The Worst News on October 9, 2015 • ( 0 )

  As we’ve been writing recently, the parent companies of Bud and Miller Lite are considering a merger. Here are 3 more products we’d like to see from any combined company. “Blue Goose.”  That sounds very crafty and combines MillerCoors “Blue… Read More ›

• 3 New Products We’d Like To See If Miller and Budweiser’s Parent Companies Merged

  By Not The Worst News on October 8, 2015 • ( 0 )

  As reported yesterday, Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, maker of Bud and Stella, is trying to take over SABMiller, maker of Miller Lite. Here are three new products we’d like to see from a combined company. Bud Light Lite. For people who want fewer… Read More ›

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