3 Ticker Symbols We Would Have Chosen For Ferrari

CNN reports that Ferrari has set a $1 billion IPO valuing the company at $10 billion.  The stock will trade under the ticker symbol “RACE.”  Here are 3 ticker symbols we have chosen if they were available.

  1. TINY – for the size of something being compensated for by most male vehicle purchasers.
  2. PARK – for the actual speed the vehicles typically travel on city streets where racing is illegal and impossible (due to driving around the same high-end shopping district block in heavy traffic of people who also like travelling in circles to show off cars.)
  3. LAME – how people in the future may look at these cars when more people drive equally sporty, electric-powered Teslas.
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  1. So, Ferrari’s playing the RACE card…

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