A Canadian hitch-hiking robot that successfully toured parts of the world was reportedly destroyed in Philadelphia by vandals.
CBC reports that fake surveillance footage of the destruction of “HitchBOT” has surfaced online.
3 People We Suspect Decimated HitchBOT
1. The statue of Rocky in Philadelphia we assume is a thing. Stop running into prize-fighting statues, dumb robot!
2. Any Republican Presidential Candidate who believes that the robot should get a job and pay for its own rides.
3. Taxi drivers who were already mad at Uber, let alone robots that don’t pay for rides.
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