We’ve been writing about the merger of the world’s two largest beer companies: Anheuser-Busch-Inbev and SABMiller. As we are all about helping companies, here are 3 new slogans we propose of the entity.
- “We also make craft beer. Using marketing wizards to look like a small company made it is a craft, right? They are real wizards.“
- “All of our craft beer is made by brewers forced to watch the 1990s witch movie ‘The Craft’ so you know its authentic craft beer and aged.”
- “We will take over every beer company in the world until you jerks let us win at beer pong.”
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