3 New Products We’d Like To See If Miller and Budweiser’s Parent Companies Merged

As reported yesterday, Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, maker of Bud and Stella, is trying to take over SABMiller, maker of Miller Lite.

Here are three new products we’d like to see from a combined company.

  1. Bud Light Lite. For people who want fewer calories in their beer, and fewer words spelled correctly.
  2. Stella Astros Lite. A beer for the Houston Astros to consumer after their Wild Card win, so that they don’t have a two-day hangover when they play the Kansas City Royals today.
  3. Bud-Miller High Life. An ironic beer for the people of Colorado, designed to compete with Colorado native, Coors.

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