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• Look Out, 2016, Columbia House Back In Business

  By Not The Worst News on December 26, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that Columbia House, the mail order company from the 1980s that would sell you a bunch of albums for a penny in exchange for paying more money for albums later, plans on selling vinyl records. 3 More Things… Read More ›

• 3 Things That TV Commercials Incorrectly Predicted About Christmas

  By Not The Worst News on December 25, 2015 • ( 1 )

  There is not a silver car with a red bow on top in your driveway today.  If you’re lucky, you only got a keychain – in camouflage colors, which will make it even more difficult to find your keys.  If… Read More ›

• We Deliver 3 New Slogans To FedEx

  By Not The Worst News on December 24, 2015 • ( 0 )

  The Wall Street Journal reports that some retailers are blaming FedEx for delay of holiday packages. FedEx reportedly acknowledges they have “unforeseen volume” from some customers. Since we are all about helping business, here are 3 new slogans we propose… Read More ›

• 3 Reasons Not To Be Mad At Steve Harvey

  By Not The Worst News on December 23, 2015 • ( 1 )

  Earlier this week, Steve Harvey, while hosting the Miss Universe Pageant announced that the first-runner up was the winner, leading the wrong person to be crowned.  And then he had to announce to a happy “Miss Universe” that he made… Read More ›

• 3 Worse Names Than United Airlines’ “United Paws”

  By Not The Worst News on December 22, 2015 • ( 1 )

  NY Daily News reports that United Airlines has brought back a program for the holiday season called “United Paws.”  For a limited time at certain airports, you can pet a dog to relieve your stress… As we are all about… Read More ›

• 3 More Slogans For Montana, The State That Searches For “Wolves” On Google

  By Not The Worst News on December 21, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Last week we wrote about a study indicating that the term “wolves” was the most used search term on Google in the state of Montana in 2015. As we also search for things on Google, we learned that Montana has… Read More ›

• NY Times Rates Accuracy Of Presidential Candidates’ Statements

  By Not The Worst News on December 20, 2015 • ( 2 )

  The New York times ran a piece looking at Politifact rankings of all the major candidates for both parties.  Politifact looked at major statements by politicians made since 2007 and then ranked them from ridiculous and untrue (aka “Pants On… Read More ›

• Democrats Debate In Time Slot You Would Watch “Cops” If It Was Still On Fox

  By Not The Worst News on December 19, 2015 • ( 0 )

  The Democratic Presidential candidates apparently debated tonight – a Saturday, so we’re sure you all watched since y’all had nothing to do on a Saturday before Christmas. 3 Things That Would Have Given Democratic Debate Higher Ratings, Leading To Better Time Slot… Read More ›

• Customers Who Liked Our Drones Also Liked Our Jets

  By Not The Worst News on December 18, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNBC reports that Amazon is in talks to lease 20 Boeing 767 jets to start its own delivery service and skip the middle man. Since we’re all about giving free advice to corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose… Read More ›

• That Douchebag Punk Who Raised The Price Of Medicine Arrested

  By Not The Worst News on December 17, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Reuters reports that 32-Year-Old drug company CEO Martin Shkreli has been arrested for alleged securities fraud involving ponzi schemes. You may recall him on the news for raising the price of a life-saving drug from $13.50 a pill to $750…. Read More ›

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