We Deliver 3 New Slogans To FedEx

The Wall Street Journal reports that some retailers are blaming FedEx for delay of holiday packages. FedEx reportedly acknowledges they have “unforeseen volume” from some customers.

Since we are all about helping business, here are 3 new slogans we propose for FedEx…

  1. FedEx: The “Ex” is not for “Excuses”
  2. FedEx: The “Fed” is not for “Fed up.”
  3. FedEx: Still faster than the team that plays at FedEx Field is at responding to things… like demand for a more appropriate team name than “Redskins.”


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