Democrats Debate In Time Slot You Would Watch “Cops” If It Was Still On Fox

The Democratic Presidential candidates apparently debated tonight – a Saturday, so we’re sure you all watched since y’all had nothing to do on a Saturday before Christmas.

3 Things That Would Have Given Democratic Debate Higher Ratings, Leading To Better Time Slot

  1. Ads for the debate with ominous music and lighting to make you afraid of who may actually run the country.
  2. Replace debate moderators with reality show judges – because everyone wants reality show stars in their debates.
  3. Why wasn’t C3P0 invited to the debate on the opening weekend of Star Wars?  Perfect opportunity to plug the movie, and we’re certain his name will be written in on at least some spoiled ballots.
Advertisements


Categories: Mildly Bad News

Tags: , , , ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: