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Man Runs Into Burning Building To Rescue Beer… You Read That Right, Not “Bear”
WTVM 9 reports that after a group of people from Columbus safely escaped from a burning building, one man went back into the building to get his beer. His beer rescue efforts were successfully accomplished resulting in his safe second… Read More ›
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In This Netflix Era, How Soon Is Too Soon For Media To Spoil Plots?
Today on Bloomberg TV, anchor Betty Liu gave away the ending to the series Breaking Bad. Given that the episode aired less than a month ago on September 29, is that an example of bad news-breaking? Or if you’ve just… Read More ›
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Hey Twitter, Before Your IPO, Where’s Our $47.82?
Yahoo Finance reports that when Twitter becomes a public company in the next few weeks, it might be worth $11 billion, based on information from Twitter. The article says that Twitter has 230 million active users. And our math says… Read More ›
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Warren Buffett Reveals What’s In His Wallet Before Vikings From Capital One Commercial Get A Chance.
CNN’s Piers Morgan asked Warren Buffett to take out his wallet and show him what was inside. The wallet, which was about 20 years old, contained Buffett’s original 1960s American Express Green Card; a photo of his family, and at… Read More ›
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Apple Introduces Everything!
Apple introduced a bunch of new products today, including the new iPad Air. 3 More Products We’d Like To See 1. iPhone Where? For when you stupidly set your phone to silent and then forget to turn it off silent, and… Read More ›
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It’s Not Halloween Yet, So Keep Your Gory Decorations And Free Range Chickens Off The Lawn!
HLN reports that an Oklahoma man’s choice of yard Halloween decorations, including decapitated fake bodies lead to a 9-1-1 call from a passerby, and a warning from the police. Obviously the man doesn’t read our site or he would have… Read More ›
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Texas Couple Messes With Texas By Failing To Pay 14,000 Tolls
CNN reports that a couple from Texas has gone through a toll booth over 14,000 times without paying, resulting in a $236,000 bill including fines. 3 Excuses For Failing To Pay A Toll 14,000 Times 1. “Navigation system has lead… Read More ›
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LA Times Not Printing Letters From Climate Change Sceptics, What Does Fox News Have To Say About That?
The LA Times, citing the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, a body of climate scientists that “said it was 95% certain that we fossil-fuel-burning humans are driving global warming” has decided not to print letters to the editor suggesting there is… Read More ›
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Asteroid May Hit Earth In 19 Years – How Will This Impact The Kardashians?
CNN reports that a massive astroid is believed by NASA to have a 1 in 63,000 chance of hitting earth in 19 years. 3 Fun Facts Related To This Story 1. If it hits and wipes out the planet, there… Read More ›
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