Man Runs Into Burning Building To Rescue Beer… You Read That Right, Not “Bear”

WTVM 9 reports that after a group of people from Columbus safely escaped from a burning building, one man went back into the building to get his beer.

His beer rescue efforts were successfully accomplished resulting in his safe second escape.

3 Worse Reasons To Run Back Into A Burning Building

1. You are so close to completing that Obamacare online application that after nine hours you are willing to risk an extra few minutes before your desk top PC crashes or catches fire. This doesn’t seem like a good idea, especially if you were only getting a bronze smoke inhalation plan with a $5,000 deductible!

2. To salvage your Hannah Montana DVD and CD collections. We’d hate to break it to you, but the Party In The USA With Miley Cyrus Collectibles market has been steadily declining since the MTV Music Video Awards.

3. You got your beer, but you forgot the free promotional Old Milwaukee car air freshener that came in the case. In addition to safety issues, leaving the air freshener in the house may have helped get rid of the smoke smell if the fire is out out soon after.

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1 reply

  1. Just when I thought there were no longer people in the world who had common sense! You go guy!

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