HLN reports that an Oklahoma man’s choice of yard Halloween decorations, including decapitated fake bodies lead to a 9-1-1 call from a passerby, and a warning from the police.

Obviously the man doesn’t read our site or he would have read about the British man who also received a warning from the police about his gory decorations.

3 Worse Front Yard Halloween Decorations That Could Lead To A 9-1-1 Call

1. A Wax Figure Of Halle Berry playing a 9-1-1 operator in the movie the Call. Somebody call 9-1-1, because someone’s stolen Halle Berry’s career!

2. Republicans in Congress. According to a new CNN poll, 75% of Americans say the majority of Republicans in Congress don’t deserve to get reelected, so your house is totally gonna get egged! Quite possibly with non-genetically modified free range organic eggs! Which doesn’t become a potential 9-1-1 emergency until an angry free range chicken comes looking for her eggs.

3. Free range chickens. Because they’re called “Free range,” these things think they have a passport to go anywhere, from Paris, France, to breaking through your neighbor’s screen doors, pecking 9-1-1 on your neighbor’s phone, just like the game I Took A Lickin’ From A Chicken. Don’t recognize that reference? Then click on this YouTube video link.

Want more articles on 9-1-1 non-emergencies? Then check these out:

https://nottheworstnews.com/2013/08/17/9-1-1-is-not-a-joke-and-for-our-japanese-readers-neither-is-1-1-0/

https://nottheworstnews.com/2013/01/28/calling-9-1-1-to-ask-why-your-date-stood-you-up-is-not-a-good-idea-unless-you-consider-making-the-news-for-doing-this-to-be-a-good-idea/

https://nottheworstnews.com/2012/10/14/cell-phone-butt-dialing-contributes-to-100-million-non-emergency-9-1-1-calls-each-year/

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