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3 Slogans We Propose For Place In Japan That Lets You Play With Foxes
Awesome Jelly reports that at a fox sanctuary in Japan called Zao Fox Village you can play with over 200 live foxes. Since we’re all about helping global business, here are 3 slogans we suggest for this place: “Like a… Read More ›
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Star: Canada’s Leading Party Doesn’t Want Its Candidates To Do Media Interviews During Election Campaign.
The Toronto Star reports Canada’s ruling Conservative party has told its candidates for members of Parliament not to talk to the media during the current federal election campaign. The article quotes Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper’s “Director of Communications” as… Read More ›
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Is This Really Where Canada’s Prime Minister Wants You To Stand?
The following is a Facebook ad from Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper seeking reelection: We have Three Questions That Arise From The Above Ad… Is the Prime Minister advocating standing in a boat? Is there somewhere that telling people to stand… Read More ›
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The Ten Commandments Revised For Bible-Fan Donald Trump
Donald Trump told a crowd in Iowa tonight that the Bible is his favorite book, ranking well above his own book the “Art of the Deal.” What parts of the Bible does Trump like? We can only guess, so here… Read More ›
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3 Observations From Last Night’s “Fear The Walking Dead” Premiere
AMC debuted the latest in the Walking Dead franchise, “Fear The Walking Dead” last night. We have several observations: Nobody called the zombies “walkers.” We assume that’s because the show is set in car-centric L.A., where the word “walker” isn’t… Read More ›
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Non-Breaking News: Bernie Sanders Addressed Crowd of 27,500.
We’ve been writing a lot recently about news reporters (who should know better) interviewing pundits explaining that Donald Trump is “taking up all the oxygen” in the media. They say this as if there is no solution on their news… Read More ›
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Breaking: Donald Trump Rocking Suit And Red Baseball Cap… But Doesn’t Seem To Know Mercedes Builds Vehicles In Alabama
Donald Trump is speaking in a stadium in Mobile, Alabama, live on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. He is wearing a red cap, which we assume is his outdoor-avoid-a-combover-blowing-in-the-wind cap. In his speech, he pointed out that Americans get nothing… Read More ›
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Breaking News: Trump Said Something
Last night, Donald Trump held his first Presidential bid town hall Q&A. CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all aired the meeting, with commercial breaks often inserted midway through points by Mr. Trump. 3 Slogans We Propose For These Three News… Read More ›
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Enjoy Your Apple Watch Courtesy Of Major League Baseball, Ed Yost. Now Don’t Use It To Access Data.
MarketWatch reports that Major League Baseball gave the Kansas City Royals Manager, Ed Yost an Apple Watch for managing the AL team in the All-Star Game. And then MLB staff phoned him during last night’s Royals game to make sure… Read More ›
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