Last night, Donald Trump held his first Presidential bid town hall Q&A. CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all aired the meeting, with commercial breaks often inserted midway through points by Mr. Trump.
3 Slogans We Propose For These Three News Networks
- Fox News: Fair & Balanced. And when we’re referring to “balanced,” we mean our books. So expect more of all-things Trump as long as it brings in ratings and ad dollars.
- CNN: Home of “Breaking News,” Now Including the Kind That Can Be Interrupted By Commercial Breaks.
- MSNBC: Lean Forward and Maybe You’ll Get To Hear Bernie Sanders. But surprise! We know you secretly want to watch more Trump, so enjoy!