Breaking News: Trump Said Something

Last night, Donald Trump held his first Presidential bid town hall Q&A.  CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all aired the meeting, with commercial breaks often inserted midway through points by Mr. Trump.

3 Slogans We Propose For These Three News Networks

  1. Fox News: Fair & Balanced. And when we’re referring to “balanced,” we mean our books.  So expect more of all-things Trump as long as it brings in ratings and ad dollars.
  2. CNN: Home of “Breaking News,” Now Including the Kind That Can Be Interrupted By Commercial Breaks.
  3. MSNBC: Lean Forward and Maybe You’ll Get To Hear Bernie Sanders. But surprise! We know you secretly want to watch more Trump, so enjoy!

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