Awesome Jelly reports that at a fox sanctuary in Japan called Zao Fox Village you can play with over 200 live foxes.

Since we’re all about helping global business, here are 3 slogans we suggest for this place:

1.  “Like a petting zoo minus the ice cream cones and other kinds of animals that haven’t been eaten by foxes.”
2.  “More fair and balanced than Fox News. Our fox news reporters tell it like it is.  In the news today ‘Growl, Growl, Bite.'”*
3.  “These foxes are in higher demand than Megan Fox’s career!”

*We don’t know what sounds foxes actually make because approaching them seems like a bad idea.

Categories: Mildly Bad News

Tags: animals, foxes, Humor, japan, media, nature, Parody, satire, zoos