Awesome Jelly reports that at a fox sanctuary in Japan called Zao Fox Village you can play with over 200 live foxes.
Since we’re all about helping global business, here are 3 slogans we suggest for this place:
- “Like a petting zoo minus the ice cream cones and other kinds of animals that haven’t been eaten by foxes.”
- “More fair and balanced than Fox News. Our fox news reporters tell it like it is. In the news today ‘Growl, Growl, Bite.'”*
- “These foxes are in higher demand than Megan Fox’s career!”
*We don’t know what sounds foxes actually make because approaching them seems like a bad idea.
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