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• Sorry, MC Skat Kat, Science Says Opposites Don’t Attract

  By Not The Worst News on March 5, 2016 • ( 0 )

  The Telegraph reports that researchers from Wellesley College and the University of Kansas proves people in longer relationships tend to have more in common with each other. The study looked at pairs of people in relationships, and also pairs of… Read More ›

• CNN Reports New House Of Cards Season Reviews In

  By Not The Worst News on March 4, 2016 • ( 0 )

  House of Cards’ latest season began streaming on Netflix at midnight today… which lead to CNN running the following headline: “House of Cards’ season 4: The reviews are in” Since we are about helping news networks, here are: 3 Alternate… Read More ›

• 3 New Slogans For “Skinny” Bundles

  By Not The Worst News on March 3, 2016 • ( 0 )

  A CBC reader called Canada’s new government-mandated $25 TV skinny bundle packages a “rip-off.” These plans give subscribers a basic bundle of major networks, and allows them to buy other bundles of channels to add to their basic bundle. Complaints… Read More ›

• 3 Step Guide Of How To Move To Canada If Trump Wins

  By Not The Worst News on March 2, 2016 • ( 0 )

  CNBC reports that “How to move to Canada” has trended on Google since Trump won numerous states on Super Tuesday. For those seeking advice, we offer these 3 tips: The residents of the Trump Tower Toronto may be looking for… Read More ›

• Brief Summary Of Super Tuesday

  By Not The Worst News on March 1, 2016 • ( 0 )

  America has turned into one giant Risk game board! Who put the menacing Chris Christie piece on Florida behind Donald Trump? That piece is supposed to be in Kamchatka! Just like the real game, Risk, everyone says they are winning…… Read More ›

• Skinny Bundles Coming To Canada

  By Not The Worst News on February 29, 2016 • ( 0 )

  CBC reports that on March 1, all Canadian TV providers will be required to sell $25 “skinny bundles” of television stations that exclude hundreds of channels that consumers may not watch. Customers can buy the basic bundle and then add… Read More ›

• 3 Slogans We Propose For Disney’s New Pricing

  By Not The Worst News on February 28, 2016 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that Disney will be adjusting its pricing at its American Theme Parks based on the time of year, with three price ranges: Value, Regular, and Peak periods. Since we’re all about helping media conglomerates, here are 3 slogans… Read More ›

• 3 More Excuses For Trump Not Releasing His Tax Returns

  By Not The Worst News on February 27, 2016 • ( 0 )

  Traditional Trump method of releasing information, in 140 character Tweets would drive Trump accounts insane too close to tax season. Boring! How can media devote every day to Trump when they’re reading long tax returns? We’re not saying returns were… Read More ›

• 3 More Excuses For Trump To Not Provide His Tax Returns

  By Not The Worst News on February 26, 2016 • ( 0 )

  Earlier this week, Donald Trump said that he might release his tax returns – pointing out to do so would be “complicated.” During last night’s GOP debate, he said he can’t release his returns because a few years are being… Read More ›

• Pants Full Of Turtles.

  By Not The Worst News on February 25, 2016 • ( 0 )

  CTV News reports that an Ontario, Canada man was fined for smuggling almost 40 turtles in his pants across the Canada-U.S. border into Canada. Those of you who follow this site closely, will know this is not our first story… Read More ›

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