- America has turned into one giant Risk game board! Who put the menacing Chris Christie piece on Florida behind Donald Trump? That piece is supposed to be in Kamchatka!
- Just like the real game, Risk, everyone says they are winning… moments before a random roll of the dice results in other people are winning.
- The real winners: the cable news networks for selling lots of commercials. The networks needed a win by accidentally making Donald Trump a leading candidate, when they just wanted ratings!
Categories: 2016 Presidential Election, Mildly Bad News
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