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Brief Summary Of Super Tuesday

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  1. America has turned into one giant Risk game board! Who put the menacing Chris Christie piece on Florida behind Donald Trump? That piece is supposed to be in Kamchatka!
  2. Just like the real game, Risk, everyone says they are winning… moments before a random roll of the dice results in other people are winning.
  3. The real winners: the cable news networks for selling lots of commercials. The networks needed a win by accidentally making Donald Trump a leading candidate, when they just wanted ratings!
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