Sorry, MC Skat Kat, Science Says Opposites Don’t Attract

The Telegraph reports that researchers from Wellesley College and the University of Kansas proves people in longer relationships tend to have more in common with each other.

The study looked at pairs of people in relationships, and also pairs of friends and acquaintances.  Let’s go a step further and find some similar Vice-Presidential Candidates for current Presidential candidates…

3 Vice-Presidential Candidates We’d Expect To See Based On This Theory

  1. Ted Cruz and Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger 2016! Both were born in Canada and objectively unlikeable.
  2. Donald Trump and former U.S. Senator Carl Levin. Both have been Democrats with bad combovers.
  3. Bernie Sanders and the Olive Garden restaurant. Regular Americans are prepared to spend $27 on either.

Categories: 2016 Presidential Election, Mildly Bad News

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