CTV News reports that an Ontario, Canada man was fined for smuggling almost 40 turtles in his pants across the Canada-U.S. border into Canada.

Those of you who follow this site closely, will know this is not our first story about a man smuggling turtles in his pants across the Canadian border.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

1. Is there a turtle also smuggling people in its pants into Canada?
2. Is this the reason that Trump doesn’t want a wall on the Canadian border?
3. Is it fair to say that having a pair of pants full of turtles would be more fun than watching tonight’s GOP debate? You decide!

Categories: Animals, Mildly Bad News

Tags: Comedy, Crime, dumb, Humor, law, Parody, Politics, satire, turtles