3 Slogans We Propose For Disney’s New Pricing

CNN reports that Disney will be adjusting its pricing at its American Theme Parks based on the time of year, with three price ranges: Value, Regular, and Peak periods.

Since we’re all about helping media conglomerates, here are 3 slogans we propose:

  1. “Disneyland: Now more expensive to go during the peak periods with the most children crying about long line-ups!”
  2. “Epcot Center: Honest, we have a peak season!*”
  3. “Pay just a little more for Animal Kingdom, and we promise not to put real genetically created dinosaurs in DinoLand U.S.A.”

*”1985″ counts as a season, right?


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