CNN reports that Disney will be adjusting its pricing at its American Theme Parks based on the time of year, with three price ranges: Value, Regular, and Peak periods.
Since we’re all about helping media conglomerates, here are 3 slogans we propose:
- “Disneyland: Now more expensive to go during the peak periods with the most children crying about long line-ups!”
- “Epcot Center: Honest, we have a peak season!*”
- “Pay just a little more for Animal Kingdom, and we promise not to put real genetically created dinosaurs in DinoLand U.S.A.”
*”1985″ counts as a season, right?
Categories: Humor, Mildly Bad News
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