Earlier this week, Donald Trump said that he might release his tax returns – pointing out to do so would be “complicated.”
During last night’s GOP debate, he said he can’t release his returns because a few years are being audited.
Just in case those audits get suddenly completed… we propose 3 More Excuses To Not Release Trump’s Tax Returns:
- Have to find a way to remove embarrassing coffee stain from only copy of 2014 return.
- About that 2014 coffee stain – because of it drying, the return is also stuck to the desk.
- Even more embarrassing than coffee stain – returns also contain copies of birth certificate proving Obama was born in Hawaii! (should have never expensed that “business trip” to Hawaii, including the “totally authentic birth certificate photocopying expenses.”)
Categories: 2016 Presidential Election, Mildly Bad News
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