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• Bill O’Reilly Has Some (Unintentionally) Funny Ideas About Business

  By Not The Worst News on March 15, 2016 • ( 0 )

  On last night’s “Talking Points” segment of his show, Bill O’Reilly explained recent Trump protests using the following two “points”: George Soros, a “radical,” contributed to the protests through moveon.org. Donald Trump is just talking like a businessman. He has… Read More ›

• Are We The Only Ones Noticing Trump Is Winning Mostly Open Primaries?

  By Not The Worst News on March 14, 2016 • ( 3 )

  Trump has seemed like a joke candidate from the beginning, but is the joke on him? We ask this because we see nobody talking about this on CNN as John King looks at county-by-county results, instead talking about different voting… Read More ›

• We Want Our Hour Back, Daylight Savings Time!

  By Not The Worst News on March 13, 2016 • ( 0 )

  CBC reports that Daylight Savings Time just celebrated its 100 birthday. Despite various rationals for moving the clocks ahead, the biggest advocates of Daylight Savings Time are big business: because people spend more when it is bright outside. In honor… Read More ›

• Trump Has Supporters Overflowing On Airport Runway?

  By Not The Worst News on March 12, 2016 • ( 0 )

  During a speech to supporters at a Valencia, Ohio airport hangar today in front of his plane, Donald Trump said he had so many supporters that they couldn’t fit on the hangar, and thousands are on the runway. We don’t… Read More ›

• Reddit User: Forbes Pulled Article Opining Sanders Will Win The Presidential Election

  By Not The Worst News on March 11, 2016 • ( 0 )

  According to a Reddit user, Forbes pulled an article, that you can view a transcript of by clicking here. The article was titled:”How Bernie Sanders Will Win The Nomination (And The Presidency)” and written by Ilya Pozin. 3 More Forbes… Read More ›

• Marco Rubio Wants His Kids To Work To Age 70

  By Not The Worst News on March 10, 2016 • ( 4 )

  Marco Rubio said in tonight’s GOP debate that he’d gradually like to raise the retirement age to obtain social security to 70 by the time his kids retire. Since we are all about helping politicians, here are: 3 More Presents… Read More ›

• Trump Steaks Really Bush Brothers Steaks

  By Not The Worst News on March 9, 2016 • ( 0 )

  CNBC reports that some of the assortment of items Donald Trump showed reporters last night are not actually for sale to the public. From the article: “‘If we sold $50,000 of [Trump] steaks grand total, I’d be surprised,’ [former Sharper… Read More ›

• Make America Steak Again!

  By Not The Worst News on March 8, 2016 • ( 0 )

  In a press conference tonight, Donald Trump showed reporters Trump-branded frozen steaks, water, and other products, to presumably prove that they are successful products, unlike some in the media have suggested. 3 More Trump-Branded Products We’d Like To See Trump-micowaves. You… Read More ›

• 3 Slogans We Propose For Sears/Kmart

  By Not The Worst News on March 7, 2016 • ( 0 )

  The Street reports that Sears is seeking a new $750 million loan to help its Sears and Kmart chains stay afloat. Since we’re all about helping formerly dominant companies, here are our 3 new slogans we propose for Sears/Kmart. Sears… Read More ›

• 3 More Similar Vice-Presidents We’d Expect To See

  By Not The Worst News on March 6, 2016 • ( 0 )

  Yesterday we wrote about a study showing that opposites don’t attract in romance or friendships. We thought the same may hold true in choosing Vice-Presidents, and suggested some similar potential running mates for current Presidential candidates. Here are 3 more… Read More ›

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