CBC reports that Daylight Savings Time just celebrated its 100 birthday. Despite various rationals for moving the clocks ahead, the biggest advocates of Daylight Savings Time are big business: because people spend more when it is bright outside.

In honor of this moment in history, here are:

3 Ways We’d Like To Celebrate Daylight Savings Time’s 100th Birthday

1. By turning the clock back one year. There’s goes your centurion celebration, annoying 99-year-old Daylight Savings Time!
2. While we’re turning back the clock a year, can we all agree, the world was better when Donald Trump was just an occasional participant in WWE events instead of a front-running Presidential candidate hosting WWE-like events?
3. Arguing with an Uber driver whether he really spent an hour waiting in traffic at 2:00 a.m., and wondering if we can take a free one-hour Uber when they turn the clocks back.

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