Marco Rubio said in tonight’s GOP debate that he’d gradually like to raise the retirement age to obtain social security to 70 by the time his kids retire.
Since we are all about helping politicians, here are:
3 More Presents We’d Like To See Marco Rubio Give Children In Florida
- T-Shirt saying “My father went to South Beach, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt and a Chick-Fil-A uniform I will have to wear until age 70.”
- Free snorkels for Miami residents since he won’t admit climate change is man-made.
- Tickets to the EPCOT Center so kids can see more inaccurate predictions about the future, in addition to any prediction of the future Rubio has.