Yahoo News Digest reports that Apple has released a tool that makes it easier to remove U2’s new album “Songs Of Innocence” which was added to 500 million iTunes accounts for free.

3 New Titles We Propose For U2’s Next Album

1. “Songs Innocently Put On Your Phone Without Your Knowledge In Hopes That You’ll Accidentally Listen To U2 On Shuffle.”

2. “The Joshua Trees. Because We Just Found Out There’s More Than One. Sorry 1980s Music-Fan/Geography Students!”

3. “Songs To Listen To While iPhone Is Playing Your Songs In Alphabetical Order By Artist, Right Before ‘Various Artists.'”

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