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• Guy Sues Toronto Because He Says “TORONTO” Sign Was His Idea

  By Not The Worst News on April 4, 2016 • ( 0 )

  The Toronto Sun reports that a man has sued the City of Toronto for $2.5 million for allegedly stealing his “idea” of putting up a sign that says “TORONTO” in block letters at City Hall. 3 Sarcastic Comments About This… Read More ›

• Trump Says Now Is A Lousy Time To Buy Stocks

  By Not The Worst News on April 3, 2016 • ( 0 )

  Yahoo Finance reports that Donald Trump predicted a “very massive recession” on Saturday and said it is a lousy time to buy stocks. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story What does Donald Trump know about buying stocks? Anyone who… Read More ›

• Google Practical Joke Goes Awry

  By Not The Worst News on April 2, 2016 • ( 0 )

  Google pulled the plug on a Gmail April Fool’s joke, according to Arts Technica. Gmail users could press a button that would lead to a GIF of a minion “dropping the Mic” and ignoring all replies from the email recipient…. Read More ›

• 3 April Fools’ Pranks We’d Like To See

  By Not The Worst News on April 1, 2016 • ( 0 )

  1. Donald Trump hands Ted Cruz one dollar in a bathroom stall – just like in the movie Trading Places. It’s the amount they secretly bet they could win a Presidential nomination by saying all the wrong things and alienating… Read More ›

• Canadian Prime Minister: Reopening NAFTA Not Real Issue

  By Not The Worst News on March 31, 2016 • ( 0 )

  CNBC reports that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said that he is “not worried” that any U.S. Presidential candidate will reopen NAFTA, and that issue is not a real issue. Meanwhile CNN reports that Speaker of the House Paul Ryan… Read More ›

• Microsoft Accidentally Creates Racist Chatbot

  By Not The Worst News on March 30, 2016 • ( 0 )

  The Globe and Mail reports that Microsoft created a “chatbot” named Tay that learns language from Twitter users. The project didn’t work so well… From the article: “Another user asked, ‘Do you support genocide?’ Tay responded to @Baron_von_derp: ‘i do indeed.’”… Read More ›

• Yahoo! For Sale

  By Not The Worst News on March 29, 2016 • ( 0 )

  The Wall Street Journal reports that Yahoo! has given potential acquirers of it or part of its assets about two weeks to make a bid. Here’s three parts of Yahoo we’d like to buy: The exclamation mark after “Yahoo!” On… Read More ›

• Lucky VIPS Enjoy Pics With Bieber Cut-Outs

  By Not The Worst News on March 28, 2016 • ( 0 )

  The Daily Mail reports that Justin Bieber fans who paid $1,000 for VIP passes including meet-and-greets were told they could meet-and-greet a cardboard cutout, and not receive any discount for their original seats. We wonder if the Biebs is asking… Read More ›

• 3 Observations After Bernie Sanders’ Sweep

  By Not The Worst News on March 27, 2016 • ( 2 )

  Bernie Sanders swept the caucuses in Alaska, Hawaii and Washington… here are 3 observations… He won Alaska and Hawaii: two states you totally can’t get free shipping and handling to! We can only assume the ballots were delivered via Birdie… Read More ›

• Birdie Sanders.

  By Not The Worst News on March 26, 2016 • ( 0 )

  A bird landed on Bernie Sander’s podium during a speech in Oregon, resulting in the hashtag #BirdieSanders.  Here are 3 observations about this story: Bernie is so likeable even birds are liking someone with the last name “Sanders” – a… Read More ›

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