3 April Fools’ Pranks We’d Like To See

1. Donald Trump hands Ted Cruz one dollar in a bathroom stall – just like in the movie Trading Places. It’s the amount they secretly bet they could win a Presidential nomination by saying all the wrong things and alienating everyone.

2. America also admits it was voting for Trump and supporting him in polls as one elaborate prank on the world. “Oh China, you just got Punk’d,” America could say, “you may now resume making our iPhone 7s!”

3. Someone puts a hologram of Reagan in front of a hologram of a Trump wall, asking him to “Tear down that wall!”

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