The Star Tribune reports that a recent Iowa GOP poll indicates that Mitt Romney leads out of prospective GOP Presidential candidate challengers for the 2016 election. Jeb Bush was second in the poll.
Three Proposed 2016 Bumper Stickers For The Republican Party
1. A scientist once said doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of insanity. Not us. Because science is not a thing.
2. Mitt Romney: Still Has Binders Full Of Women In Storage. And we will be phoning everyone in those binders to try to grab votes from Hillary Clinton and/or Elizabeth Warren.
3. Yeah, we really got nothing new.
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Also, if Republicans insist on pulling the country back towards good old days, they can’t really have any new candidates.