Yahoo! For Sale

The Wall Street Journal reports that Yahoo! has given potential acquirers of it or part of its assets about two weeks to make a bid.

Here’s three parts of Yahoo we’d like to buy:

  1. The exclamation mark after “Yahoo!” On second thought, scrap that… Jeb! is probably glutting the market with those.
  2. Invaluable advice on Yahoo Finance message boards. We thank whoever told us to buy all those shares of “Exclamation Mark! Inc!”
  3. More Yahoo Katie Couric videos. Because after doing nothing for ratings for the CBS Evening News, we’re certain her audience (who may just be learning how to use the internet) will love her work online.

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