Lucky VIPS Enjoy Pics With Bieber Cut-Outs

The Daily Mail reports that Justin Bieber fans who paid $1,000 for VIP passes including meet-and-greets were told they could meet-and-greet a cardboard cutout, and not receive any discount for their original seats.

We wonder if the Biebs is asking these three questions:

  1. Is it too late now to say I’m sorry?” Answer: sort of! Unless you say sorry by refunding tons of money. Which you have.
  2. Is it too late now to say I’m sooooooooorie, like the Canadian that I am?” No, you can still pronounce “Sorry” like a Canadian, although it may hurt album sales.
  3. What if I put a speaker in the mouth of my cardboard cut out to say ‘Sorry?’” That sound fair as long as you replace the credit card payments you received with cardboard cut outs of cash.

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