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• 3 Slogans We Suggest For Company That Sued Jenners and PacSun Sued Over T-Shirt

  By Not The Worst News on October 27, 2015 • ( 3 )

  The Huffington Post reports that Kylie and Kendall Jenner have been sued, along with PacSun because one of their branded T-Shirts sold at PacSun allegedly violated a trademark. Island Company alleges they trademarked the following verbose fashion statement: “Quit your… Read More ›

• Report: Company You Never Heard Of Will Be Closed Black Friday

  By Not The Worst News on October 26, 2015 • ( 1 )

  CNN reports that a company called “REI” which sells active-wear will be closing its 100+ stores on Black Friday, urging consumers to go outside instead.  It will also reportedly pay its employees for Thanksgiving and Black Friday off. 3 Frequently-Asked… Read More ›

• Chris Christie In Non-Newsworthy Train Car Mix-Up

  By Not The Worst News on October 25, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that Chris Christie boarded the “Quiet Car” of an Amtrak train, where loud conversations and cell phone conversations are no-nos.  Upon being told of the situation by the conductor, the former Governor left the car, and according to… Read More ›

• Mets to Meet Royals In World Series

  By Not The Worst News on October 24, 2015 • ( 2 )

  The Kansas City Royals will take on the New York Mets in the 2015 World Series. 3 Facts That Arise From This Story The last time the Royals won the World Series in 1985, Back To The Future was in theaters. So… Read More ›

• Zara Founder Briefly World’s Wealthiest Man

  By Not The Worst News on October 23, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CBC reports that the founder of Zara, Amancia Ortega, was briefly the world’s wealthiest man, overtaking Bill Gates on Friday.  But when Microsoft stock soared after releasing earnings, that title returned to Bill Gates, just hours after he lost it…. Read More ›

• Report: Jeff Bezos Now Third Richest Person In America

  By Not The Worst News on October 22, 2015 • ( 1 )

  Yahoo Finance reports that Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is now the third richest person in America.  From the article: “Amazon, a company known for growing its business at a loss, has now had two consecutive quarters with a profit.” Since… Read More ›

• Asteroid Expect To Miss Earth By 300,000 Miles On Halloween

  By Not The Worst News on October 21, 2015 • ( 1 )

  CNN reports that an Asteroid is expected to miss earth by 300,000 miles on Halloween, which is “slightly farther away than the moon.” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story So basically this asteroid is not even going to be… Read More ›

• 3 Slogans For Amazon As It Eliminates Fake Reviews

  By Not The Worst News on October 20, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Yesterday we wrote about Amazon eliminating fake reviews… as we are all about helping companies here are 3 slogans we propose for Amazon. Amazon: We’re Not Yelp. So Don’t Look For Fake Restaurant Reviews Here, No Matter How Hungry You Are…. Read More ›

• Amazon Suing Sellers Of Fake Reviews

  By Not The Worst News on October 19, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that Amazon is suing 1,000 sellers of fake positive reviews. Some “reviewers” apparently accepted empty envelopes with Amazon shipping labels from sellers to meet the “verified seller” requirement. 3 Reviews We’ve Written For Amazon “Love how you’re driving… Read More ›

• Playboy To Stop Printing Nudity… We Propose Three Slogans For The New Magazine

  By Not The Worst News on October 18, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that Playboy, with a circulation of 800,000 will soon drop nude images from its magazine, to compete with other magazines like GQ and Esquire. Since we’re all about helping companies, here our 3 slogans we have for the… Read More ›

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