Playboy To Stop Printing Nudity… We Propose Three Slogans For The New Magazine

CNN reports that Playboy, with a circulation of 800,000 will soon drop nude images from its magazine, to compete with other magazines like GQ and Esquire.

Since we’re all about helping companies, here our 3 slogans we have for the new magazine…

  1. “Something new for the 800,000 of you who keep forgetting to cancel magazine subscriptions.”
  2. “Playboy: After 20 Years, Finally Realizing That The Internet Is Not A Fad. Yes, A 20-Year-Old Punk Conceived After His Parents Were Reading Playboy Told Us That.”
  3. “Playboy: One-Tenth The Circulation Of Costco Connection.  But We Plan An Awesome Deal On A Ten-Pack of Playboy Playing Cards, So Look Out, Costco!”
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